the shadow wanderer part 9
Shanco says do it or die!!. the robbers then stick the peppers up there noses . Robber says can we go now?. Shanco says. No . Shanco then shoots both the robbers killing them. Shanco then calls the cops .. a couple hours later. Cops asking shanco what happen. Shanco says. Well the robbers broke in last night when I was getting the package to send to the city of angles and they stole all the money and hide it somewhere but when they came back for the beer I killed them in defense. Cop says that must be hard. we've already searched there car and didn't find the money do you have any idea where it is. Shanco says I don't know I looked everywhere for it. Other cops come and says sir the owner of the bar is here. Shanco.s eyes widen and thinks to his self. Crap . The owner walks torts them. Owner says what happen here?cop says your bar was robed but luckily this package boy from the city of angles was there to stop it. Bar owner says. Huh city of angles? What do you do again? Shanco says oh
the shadow wanderer part 8
cop then leaves shanco says that was a close one. Stupid f**king cop. Shanco then opens the bar. shanco starts looking around. he sees tables. all the beer . Shanco says hmmmm I think I might have some use for all this beer. This beer is flammable witch will work well for my dark plan heeeheeeheeee shanco leaves the beer there until later. shanco looks around for something useful. Shanco then takes all the money in the cash register and replace it with monopoly money. Shanco says. What else? Shanco then sees a shot gun. Shanco smiles and grabs the gun. Shanco then looks in the back room to see lots of beer. . Shanco says this is good ill get back to this when I need the beer. Shanco then hears something. He peaks to see people breaking in shanco says . To late f**ker's . the robbers with black socks over there heads. They see shanco with a shot gun pointing it at them. Robber says. Who are you? No one is suppose to be here? Shanco with a big smile on his face says your a little la
the shadow wanderer part 7
Shanco then try's to fit the dildo in the door nob but cant. He try's for a couple of minutes and then gives up . Shanco says crap I guess ill try this tooth pick while trying to brake in a cop walks right behind him and says sir what are you doing? Shanco thinks to his self. f**k they called the poepoe. Cop says. I'm gonna have to ask you to get away from the house and come with me. Shanco says . Do you not know who I am? Cop says no I don't? Who are you ? Shanco says sigh that bastard never spoke of me. Well I guess that jerk would forget. I'm the package boy. Cop says package boy? Shanco says yea he gives me the package and I give it to the bar in the city of angles. Cop says city of angles? Shanco says. Are you joking this city is almost as big and as popular as hyrule and you don't know what it is. Cop says. I don't know where I heard that place from before? . Shanco says. Well my job is to send the message to the city of angles and then they will send more beer here .