the shadow wanderer part 6in a dark night. raining. rain drops falling from the sky. shanco in his tree house. shanco says. i live my life taking what i could from others. food water. but then one day this bitch comes along and makes a fool out of me in front of my foes and she also tried to poison me with her none cold brisk. that makes her a mega bitch. but what they didn't know is how dark i could become.... shanco grabs his belongings and leaves to destroy his foes..... fogy night shanco is sneaking tree to tree . he then sees a town and sneaks right in. shanco the starts looking around the town.. he then sees a bar.. shanco thinks to his self.. this place could h
the shadow wanderer part 5shanco returns to the spot to see the couple asleep with k mart bags in there hands . shanco says alright they made it a little late but on time . shanco takes the bags and takes his food and drinks out . he opens the corn dog box and starts eating corn dogs . shanco says hmmm i don't have to warm it up . while he munches on corn dogs he then opens a brisk and drinks it. he then spits out the drink in anger and shanco yells . wtf is this s**t . the couple quickly wakes up . man says whats wrong . shanco says. i told you to get me a cold brisk this isn't f**king cold you dumb ass . girl says well we waited all day with this brisk . its not lik
the shadow wanderer part 4shanco says what ? are you joking. I'm not in to that stuff. i don't need your pity i can get better jugs at the k mart if you know what i mean . man says i don't get it . shanco says you know the big jugs of milk . you know I'm talking in code for something? if you know what I'm saying wink wink . man says cows milk ? there's no code in that ? . girl says . he meant breast you dumb f**ker . guy says wait i don't get it first your talking about milk and the next your talking about chicken breast ? . shanco says . ok never mind that. you said you will do anything for me right wink wink wink and another wink Right . man says what kind of chick
the shadow wanderer part 3as shanco returns to the shoe spot. he sees the couple returning empty handed . shanco says wheres my yoohoo . you bastards. give me my yoohoo now or i stab you right in the knees and in the toes . guy says its late and they was sold out . girl says its true its.... true . shanco says . shut up slut i want my f**king yoohoo. You! chick with 12 year old boobs . man says hey you cant talk to me like that ive work really hard to be a slut and for my boobs well i didn't work on that at all . shanco says omg i was talking to your girl retard . now give me some yoohoo . girl says . maybe we can get you another kind of drink. some sort that can take
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Also goodnight sweet princes. You're all to good for this cruel troll infested world.